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05 October 2010 @ 09:32 pm

I've been neglecting this community badly & I've very sorry. Real life has been kicking my ass for the last several months.

That being said, do you guys want to struggle on with our Draco Veritas sporkings?
22 April 2009 @ 11:55 pm
It looks like we will be sporking Rose Potter next, as per the result of this poll.
01 April 2009 @ 01:44 pm
I'm currently working on my sporking of Chap 3 & hope to have it up soon. But in the meantime, let's discuss badfic! We all know some of the most infamous & horrible HP fics out there, like the following:

Rose Potter
Hogwarts Exposed
Pawn to Queen
Little Miss Mary

But what other long (I'm thinking nothing under 5 chaps, unless the chaps themselves are really long) HP & LotR fics deserve to be thoroughly sporked by this community? I can think of a few other, lesser-known horrors that need to die in a fire.

Diary of a Orphan-A truly hideous Sirius's daughter Sue called Jenna (bitch took my name!) Black who has speshul Animagus powerz (meaning she can turn into any animal she wants) & lots of other speshul abilities. She constantly steals Harry's spotlight & figures out the big mystery of each book. She even goes to the graveyard with him in GoF & doesn't die! I did a big sporking of every chap that'd been written thus far (it went up to the end of GoF) a while back, but a million more chaps have been added & this Sue needs to die again!

Prisoner of Imladris- Legolas becomes Elrond's slave & is raped & beaten repeatedly. Yup, Elrond's into bondage! In addition to that, it has whiny helpless defenseless emo!Legolas. It's something like 60 chaps long, & last I knew they were doing a huge co-sporking of it over on deleterius , but this piece of shit deserves to die repeatedly. It's right up there w/ Celebrian for truly horrifying LotR badfic.

So what other lesser-known horrors ought to be sporked here? Let's keep this HP & LotR only, please, since most of us came over here from deleterius  & therefore know both those fandoms.

Also- a reminder to check out the new DV sign-ups post. There are still a few chaps that haven't been claimed.

26 October 2008 @ 03:25 pm
Now, I really shouldn't be asking about this, as the longer the delay, the better for me. I can only get a few pages done on the weekends due to massive class-loads, and I STILL have ~42 pages left to spork of my chapter.

However, at this point, it's just silly.

Does ANYONE know the whereabouts of pharaoh_katt ? ANYONE?

11 September 2008 @ 07:03 pm
Does anybody know what the posting schedule is supposed to be now? I mean, obviously it's not June 30 through August 6 anymore. I'm rather concerned... How will I know how quickly I need to finish Chapter Twelve?
12 August 2008 @ 12:08 am
Annoucing the newest member of our mod team- roaringbrute!

Now let's keep the sporkage coming!
10 June 2008 @ 05:18 pm
Um, guys?

The Spork Archives seem to have disappeared. They still appear on Google Cache, but... any idea what happened?
07 March 2008 @ 02:38 pm
We ought to decide this before the current sporking is finished.

Poll #1150518 After the current sporking...
This poll is closed.

Which Classic Badfic Should We Spork Next?

Rose Potter
My Immortal
Pawn to Queen
Hogwarts Exposed
Other (please specify in comments. HP & LotR Badfic only.)

I deliberately left out Celebrian & Little Miss Mary because they're both currently being re-sporked on deleterius. We'll do them eventually, though.
09 October 2007 @ 08:32 pm
Poll #1068763 Cross Posting

Should we x-post our sporkings to deleterius?

05 October 2007 @ 11:06 pm
 Now that the sign-ups for our first sporking are complete, the Great Justice Sporking (GJS) can begin. But first, a few notes about sporking procedure.

-all sporkings must be placed under an lj-cut, using the Mary Sue form which can be found in the community info.

-in the case of the GJS, all sporkings must be f-locked to protect from potential harassment.

-all sporkings must be posted in order by chapter. Chap. 2 cannot be posted until chap. 1 is posted, & so on. Posting may begin as soon as the person sporking chap. 1 is ready to post it.