I'm currently working on my sporking of Chap 3 & hope to have it up soon. But in the meantime, let's discuss badfic! We all know some of the most infamous & horrible HP fics out there, like the following:
Pawn to Queen
Little Miss Mary
But what other long (I'm thinking nothing under 5 chaps, unless the chaps themselves are really long) HP & LotR fics deserve to be thoroughly sporked by this community? I can think of a few other, lesser-known horrors that need to die in a fire.Diary of a Orphan
-A truly hideous Sirius's daughter Sue called Jenna (bitch took my name!) Black who has speshul Animagus powerz (meaning she can turn into any animal she wants) & lots of other speshul abilities. She constantly steals Harry's spotlight & figures out the big mystery of each book. She even goes to the graveyard with him in GoF & doesn't die! I did a big sporking of every chap that'd been written thus far (it went up to the end of GoF) a while back, but a million more chaps have been added & this Sue needs to die again!Prisoner of Imladris
- Legolas becomes Elrond's slave & is raped & beaten repeatedly. Yup, Elrond's into bondage! In addition to that, it has whiny helpless defenseless emo!Legolas. It's something like 60 chaps long, & last I knew they were doing a huge co-sporking of it over on deleterius
, but this piece of shit deserves to die repeatedly. It's right up there w/ Celebrian for truly horrifying LotR badfic.
So what other lesser-known horrors ought to be sporked here? Let's keep this HP & LotR only, please, since most of us came over here from deleterius
& therefore know both those fandoms.
Also- a reminder to check out the new DV sign-ups post
. There are still a few chaps that haven't been claimed.