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05 October 2010 @ 09:32 pm
So.

I've been neglecting this community badly & I've very sorry. Real life has been kicking my ass for the last several months.

That being said, do you guys want to struggle on with our Draco Veritas sporkings?
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22 April 2009 @ 11:55 pm
It looks like we will be sporking Rose Potter next, as per the result of this poll.
 
 
 
01 April 2009 @ 01:44 pm
I'm currently working on my sporking of Chap 3 & hope to have it up soon. But in the meantime, let's discuss badfic! We all know some of the most infamous & horrible HP fics out there, like the following:

Rose Potter
Hogwarts Exposed
Pawn to Queen
Subjugation
Little Miss Mary
Celebrian

But what other long (I'm thinking nothing under 5 chaps, unless the chaps themselves are really long) HP & LotR fics deserve to be thoroughly sporked by this community? I can think of a few other, lesser-known horrors that need to die in a fire.

Diary of a Orphan-A truly hideous Sirius's daughter Sue called Jenna (bitch took my name!) Black who has speshul Animagus powerz (meaning she can turn into any animal she wants) & lots of other speshul abilities. She constantly steals Harry's spotlight & figures out the big mystery of each book. She even goes to the graveyard with him in GoF & doesn't die! I did a big sporking of every chap that'd been written thus far (it went up to the end of GoF) a while back, but a million more chaps have been added & this Sue needs to die again!

Prisoner of Imladris- Legolas becomes Elrond's slave & is raped & beaten repeatedly. Yup, Elrond's into bondage! In addition to that, it has whiny helpless defenseless emo!Legolas. It's something like 60 chaps long, & last I knew they were doing a huge co-sporking of it over on deleterius , but this piece of shit deserves to die repeatedly. It's right up there w/ Celebrian for truly horrifying LotR badfic.

So what other lesser-known horrors ought to be sporked here? Let's keep this HP & LotR only, please, since most of us came over here from deleterius  & therefore know both those fandoms.

Also- a reminder to check out the new DV sign-ups post. There are still a few chaps that haven't been claimed.

 
 
 
26 October 2008 @ 03:25 pm
Now, I really shouldn't be asking about this, as the longer the delay, the better for me. I can only get a few pages done on the weekends due to massive class-loads, and I STILL have ~42 pages left to spork of my chapter.

However, at this point, it's just silly.

Does ANYONE know the whereabouts of pharaoh_katt ? ANYONE?

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11 September 2008 @ 07:03 pm
Does anybody know what the posting schedule is supposed to be now? I mean, obviously it's not June 30 through August 6 anymore. I'm rather concerned... How will I know how quickly I need to finish Chapter Twelve?
 
 
 
12 August 2008 @ 12:08 am
Annoucing the newest member of our mod team- roaringbrute!

Now let's keep the sporkage coming!
 
 
 
10 June 2008 @ 05:18 pm
Um, guys?

The Spork Archives seem to have disappeared. They still appear on Google Cache, but... any idea what happened?
 
 
 
07 March 2008 @ 02:38 pm
We ought to decide this before the current sporking is finished.

Poll #1150518 After the current sporking...
This poll is closed.

Which Classic Badfic Should We Spork Next?

Subjugation
20(23.3%)
Rose Potter
32(37.2%)
My Immortal
9(10.5%)
Pawn to Queen
17(19.8%)
Hogwarts Exposed
5(5.8%)
Other (please specify in comments. HP & LotR Badfic only.)
3(3.5%)


I deliberately left out Celebrian & Little Miss Mary because they're both currently being re-sporked on deleterius. We'll do them eventually, though.
 
 
 
09 October 2007 @ 08:32 pm
Poll #1068763 Cross Posting

Should we x-post our sporkings to deleterius?

Yes
30(58.8%)
No
21(41.2%)
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05 October 2007 @ 11:06 pm
 Now that the sign-ups for our first sporking are complete, the Great Justice Sporking (GJS) can begin. But first, a few notes about sporking procedure.

-all sporkings must be placed under an lj-cut, using the Mary Sue form which can be found in the community info.

-in the case of the GJS, all sporkings must be f-locked to protect from potential harassment.

-all sporkings must be posted in order by chapter. Chap. 2 cannot be posted until chap. 1 is posted, & so on. Posting may begin as soon as the person sporking chap. 1 is ready to post it.
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